Ode to Chemistry

Why won't you just go away? You're so annoying. I hate you...like a lot. Partially because I don't understand you and partially because you're dumb. I mean, I have no desire to be one of these

...or one of these.

I used to want to be one of these...

...but thanks to you I changed my major. Now I'm working towards becoming one of these...

...or I might switch again and try for this (my secret passion)

...In which case I wouldn't need you! That would make me sooooo happy. But for now, I'm stuck with you. Can you try your best to be a little less smug and obnoxious? One day I WILL defeat you. 

***This entire post was made to procrastinate further from working on my practice test***